I endure getting fucking hit on by 19-year olds for this birthday girl who ends up ditching us for this boy that she likes (that is NOT her boyfriend). Meanwhile, I could be home having good sex with a real (i.e. not 19-year old douchebag) man. And of course, by the time I get home from the bar, after waiting for a girl who is going to "take a cab home" anyway, he doesn't answer, because he's asleep. What the FUCK.